lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

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elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.
high resolution →
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trouserweasel:

HE’S GETTING AWAY high resolution →
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hotboysofficial:

somehow i relate my life to both cats
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absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her
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