iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy)

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny
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sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

(Source: settles)

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simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 
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buttart:

what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.
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simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 
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